bamboozled

sickviking-fr:

not-tumbling:

yimra:

petapeta:

The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them

im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A Homicide

We as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with which we destroy eachothers lives.

sickviking-fr:

not-tumbling:

yimra:

petapeta:

The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them

im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A Homicide

We as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with which we destroy eachothers lives.

coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

creekfiend:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome….truly one of life’s great paradoxes

golf:

• wastes crazy amounts of space and water
• soul-crushingly boring
• extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
• prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

• 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn’t even require water
• a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
• easy to get into, but difficult to master
• cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
• BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

witchcraft-in-wonderland:

9lunarseas6:

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

marine scientist: what’s your gender?

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

bitchenfries:

m4ge:

m4ge:

im a whole entire 21 year old woman and i just drove a toddler-sized electric jeep covered in pictures of frozen characters down a street so i could park it in a garage. i couldnt fit in the seats so i sat on the trunk of the mini vehicle. im not currently wearing contact lenses or glasses so i couldnt actually see anything. i was squinting and grimacing the entire time in an effort to focus on not crashing and dying. let it go was blasting through the speakers

(rolls up to your apartment building in a comically small jeep that hits a maximum of 8mph, squinting so hard my entire face is contorted into a grimace, love is an open door squeaking through the speakers) hey what’s up im your uber

In the past week a friendship has ended for me. One of two close friendships (excluding my bf) is no more. The other one might drop me to idk. The whole dynamic is broken in my life. This drama fucked everything up. I feel so alone. I don’t know what to do.

Maybe I’m not built for friendships. I just fuck everything up. I should just keep distance from everyone. And now im just complaining on the internets for no reason. I have made a new blog that I will use from now on. This one doesn’t feel right anymore. I have had it since I started tumblr. It’s probably going in the trash like everything else will

ptrckhnghn:

houseofwax2005-deactivated20220:

godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:

spelldealer:

The video talks about why cottage core is appealing to queer people and its implications. It isn’t saying ‘EVERYONE SHOULD BE INTO COTTAGE CORE ITS AMAZING’ it’s a genuine video essay and discussion